Sort of excited for Josh and I’s 1 year anniversary on the 16th.
And just like our first date, we will go see The Hobbit. <3
I can’t believe our new apartment has a fireplace. This is Florida, what the hell am I going to do with a fireplace?
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
Went apartment hunting today and found a new place. We applied and we move in February 15th. :)
Toco The Cat And His Human: Growing Up Together
A tabby cat and her little human both turned two this year. They have been growing up together since birth. The two share a very special friendship and are completely inseparable. The parents have documented their special bond on instagram. It’s evident that kitty loves his little human and the little girl adores her furry best friend.
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
Just letting everyone I GOT THE MOST INCREDIBLE PERSON FOR REDDIT SECRET SANTA.
This picture is telling me that Squidward fucked a burger
No, this picture is telling you that Squidward fucked a Krabby Patty.